Reader Beware

To those of you meeting me for the first time through Blogspot, I must apologize in advance. For you shall never be able to truly comprehend the splendor behind the words I am typing as you can not possibly understand my inflections, mannerisms, tone of voice, sarcasm, etc... so in other words, SUCK TO BE YOU FUCKS!
Anyway, as you may have guessed by my blog's title I am magical. I believe this only because I have been told that I am... that and it is true! I have inate ability to know what is going on around me and decipher my emotions into words which some people strive their entire lives to do and never manage to accomplish and being that I have achieved this by the tender age of 21 I feel that can only be because of the powers that be granting me magical powers, and because a good friend of mine told me so and who needs more proof than that? NO ONE!!!
Other than this blog most of the blogs I type will have a title of or a mockery of a title of show tune, so if you don't get the joke you probably don't know anything about theatre, and to that I say go catch a show!
I am going to try and type bloge regularly, but who knows, we'll see what kind of response I get. But for now all I have to say is I am Brandon Robert Caviness and you have entered the thoughts of a modern day Magic Man!