So I am going to die an old spinster.
To spite the fact that sounds like a depressing notion I am actually becoming increasingly fond of the idea. I really don't have a problem with it. If I am perpetually single then i never need to feel guilty about a random sex romp and I can actually get to know people for who they are not who I wish they were. I can have ass loads of really fantastic friends and shy away from loving relationships because they only lead to trouble, and tears and pains in your chest, side and ass! This is not a tragic notion actually I find it to be quite the opposite. I am thouroghly excited to put my amazing sexpertise to good use on many unsuspecting victims and stay completely emotionally unattached! It will be brilliant and I will be awesome and I will stay fat and happy and never need to worry about fixing myself for a man!
I think I will become a male feminist... that'll be good...
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